Totally Bemused

Sep 18, 2014

But his problems all stemmed from his ‘anaconda’ wanting them all!  First of all because he was prone to falling in lust with any halfway cute/loose girl he saw, then marrying them so he could pound them.  Then he had a hard time impregnating them because he was riddled with STDs.  I think?

But his problems all stemmed from his ‘anaconda’ wanting them all!  First of all because he was prone to falling in lust with any halfway cute/loose girl he saw, then marrying them so he could pound them.  Then he had a hard time impregnating them because he was riddled with STDs.  I think?

(Source: fox-and-the-moon, via itsstuckyinmyhead)

Sep 17, 2014

tell me I’m pretttttttyyyyyyyyyy

AKA why I don’t wear makeup https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tumblr-archive-poster/ceakpicibkmdilicebgddflnfbpmcpgd?hl=en-US

tell me I’m pretttttttyyyyyyyyyy

AKA why I don’t wear makeup

(via sofillamusic)

Sep 16, 2014

‘I Smell Winter’ by The Housemartins is my new jam. http://www.thisismyjam.com/totallybemused/_8yftvjk?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=sharing&utm_campaign=user

‘I Smell Winter’ by The Housemartins is my new jam.

Sep 15, 2014

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

indigobluerose:

openbookstore:

So dramatic!

This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.

(via kariki)

Sep 15, 2014

superseventies:

Cher, Sir Elton John and Diana Ross

You guys, this is a picture of so, so, so much cocaine.   http://superseventies.tumblr.com

superseventies:

Cher, Sir Elton John and Diana Ross

You guys, this is a picture of so, so, so much cocaine.  

(Source: pinterest.com)

Sep 4, 2014

Sep 4, 2014

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via yourenotgonnapokeherwithastick)

Sep 4, 2014

haruri33:

だるまさんが転んだ。

If this doesn’t make you happy, you may already be dead inside.

(Source: sizvideos, via kariki)

Sep 3, 2014

missbanana1582:

ultrafacts:

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Sassy Picasso is sassy
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missbanana1582:

ultrafacts:

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Sassy Picasso is sassy

(via theinnkeeperlibrarian)

Sep 3, 2014

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

(Source: sarahaliceyoung, via boobsdepablo)

Sep 3, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

Sep 3, 2014

A Tale of Two Asses: Why Can’t Comics Learn?

dcwomenkickingass:

Let’s walk through the scenario - A large comic publisher seems to have an opportunity or desire to expand their readership to include more women and thus increase revenue. They issue a cover that shows one of their female characters in a highly sexual pose with a distorted ass.

You may think I am discussing this week’s web explosion over Milo Manara’s variant of the first issue of Spider-Woman. But I could just as well be discussing the 0 issue of Catwoman from two years ago.

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Sep 3, 2014

Tony Stark being Tony Stark.

(Source: tonysbanner, via deansass)

Sep 3, 2014

themadkingshandmaid:

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kariki)

Sep 2, 2014

whedonesque:

One month to go till Agents of SHIELD is back.

whedonesque:

One month to go till Agents of SHIELD is back.